Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.
Public data. Private panic.
How Fucked
Is My ZIP?
What this does
Your ZIP code has a rap sheet.
We pull heat, smoke, drought, air quality, flooding, and toxic burden straight from government data. The verdict is funny. The receipts are not.
Search a ZIPGet the verdictOpen the data
Enter a ZIP. Receive the bad news.Enter your ZIP.Receive the bad news.
5 digitsNo addressPublic data
Why trust it?
The joke is the wrapper. The data is public.
We match your ZIP to public geography, attach FEMA risk data and disaster history, then translate the result into plain English. The verdict is rude. The receipts are real.
Read the methodology- ZIP -> County
ZIP codes are messy, so we match the search to Census geography and county FIPS first.
- FEMA Risk Scores
We attach public hazard-risk signals for heat, wildfire, drought, flooding, and more.
- Disaster Receipts
We show actual federal disaster declaration history so the report has a paper trail.
About the project
We made public risk data harder to ignore.
Most people do not read government risk tables. Fair. So we turn public climate and disaster data into a fast, rude, readable ZIP report. The punchline is optional. The pattern is not.
Read about usSample report
ZIP 90210Wildfire + Smoke100/100
Flooding88/100
Drought + Water44/100
County-level receipt. Not a house-level prophecy.
FAQ / before you panic