Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, LOÍZA, PR is

BARELY FUCKED

Loíza, PR gets a calibrated report score of 0 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 0/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, wildfire & smoke, drought.

0/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 0/100 (Insufficient Data)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

28 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Loíza, PR, 1970-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane15Flood5Severe Storm4Biological2

Most recent

  • 2024 Tropical StormTROPICAL STORM ERNESTO
  • 2024 Severe StormTROPICAL STORM ERNESTO
  • 2022 HurricaneHURRICANE FIONA

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The county-level FEMA score for extreme heat is 0/100, so this category is not driving the verdict.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look at summer temperature trends and whether your home has reliable cooling.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 00772.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.