Based on FEMA public data, HAMPSHIRE, MA is
Hampshire, MA gets a calibrated report score of 64 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 70/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, drought, extreme heat.
Calibrated report score
FEMA overall: 70/100 (Relatively Low)
Top reasons
Disaster receipts
FEMA declaration history for Hampshire, MA, 1985-2023. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.
Top chaos flavors
Most recent
Receipt note
County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.
OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries
What the data says
FEMA scores this county 79/100 for flooding risk. That is one of the loudest warnings in the report.
Receipt
FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)
What to verify
Review parcel maps, stormwater projects, evacuation routes, and whether nearby roads become temporary canals.
Near your ZIP
Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 01243.
FAQ / before you panic
Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.