Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, MIDDLESEX, MA is

EXTREMELY FUCKED

Middlesex, MA gets a calibrated report score of 95 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 97/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, extreme heat, drought.

95/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 97/100 (Relatively High)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

35 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Middlesex, MA, 1985-2023. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Severe Storm9Snowstorm8Hurricane7Flood5

Most recent

  • 2023 HurricaneHURRICANE LEE
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

flooding lands at 99/100 in FEMA's county-level model, which is a very serious flood signal.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check FEMA flood zones, insurance requirements, elevation, drainage, local mitigation plans, and past flood claims.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 01431.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.