Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, ESSEX, MA is

EXTREMELY FUCKED

Essex, MA gets a calibrated report score of 94 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 96/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, extreme heat, drought.

94/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 96/100 (Relatively High)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

40 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Essex, MA, 1972-2023. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Severe Storm10Snowstorm8Flood7Hurricane7

Most recent

  • 2023 HurricaneHURRICANE LEE
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA flood score is 98/100 here. County-level risk is high enough that parcel-level checks become mandatory homework.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look at flood insurance, repetitive-loss areas, drainage upgrades, and whether the property sits lower than common sense.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 01965.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.