Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, WASHINGTON, RI is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Washington, RI gets a calibrated report score of 57 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 64/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, extreme heat, drought.

57/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 64/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

25 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Washington, RI, 1978-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane8Snowstorm7Severe Storm6Biological2

Most recent

  • 2024 Severe StormSEVERE STORM AND FLOODING
  • 2024 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS AND FLOODING
  • 2023 FireQUEENS RIVER FIRE

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA flood score is 76/100 here. County-level risk is high enough that parcel-level checks become mandatory homework.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Review parcel maps, stormwater projects, evacuation routes, and whether nearby roads become temporary canals.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 02807.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.