Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, BRISTOL, RI is

BARELY FUCKED

Bristol, RI gets a calibrated report score of 22 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 19/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, extreme heat, drought.

22/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 19/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

20 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Bristol, RI, 1978-2022. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane8Snowstorm6Severe Storm4Biological2

Most recent

  • 2022 SnowstormSEVERE WINTER STORM AND SNOWSTORM
  • 2021 HurricaneHURRICANE HENRI
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA flood score is 66/100 here, which means county-level risk is not subtle.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Review FEMA flood zones, local mitigation projects, past claims, and whether roads flood before houses do.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 02885.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.