Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, GRAND ISLE, VT is

BARELY FUCKED

Grand Isle, VT gets a calibrated report score of 5 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 2/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, flooding, wildfire & smoke.

5/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 2/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding
  • Wildfire & smoke

Disaster receipts

18 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Grand Isle, VT, 1973-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Severe Storm6Flood4Hurricane3Biological2

Most recent

  • 2024 Tropical StormTROPICAL DEPRESSION DEBBY
  • 2023 FloodSEVERE STORMS, FLOODING, LANDSLIDES, AND MUDSLIDES
  • 2023 FloodFLOODING

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 14/100 for extreme heat risk, with a very low rating.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Still check tree canopy, cooling access, and power-outage history if you live in older housing.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 05458.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.