Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, ORLEANS, NY is

BARELY FUCKED

Orleans, NY gets a calibrated report score of 21 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 18/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, extreme heat, drought.

21/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 18/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

24 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Orleans, NY, 1973-2020. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Snowstorm9Severe Storm5Biological2Flood2

Most recent

  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19
  • 2017 FloodFLOODING

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

flooding lands at 40/100 in FEMA's county-level model, so local drainage and flood maps deserve a look.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look up parcel-level flood zones and ask whether nearby roads pond during heavy rain.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 14477.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.