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Based on FEMA public data, CAROLINE, VA is

MILDLY FUCKED

Caroline, VA gets a calibrated report score of 27 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 21/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, extreme heat, flooding.

27/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 21/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

24 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Caroline, VA, 1969-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane7Snowstorm6Severe Storm5Biological2

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2022 Severe StormSEVERE WINTER STORM AND SNOWSTORM
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

drought lands at 78/100 in FEMA's county model, which means water stress is not theoretical here.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Review drought monitor history, aquifer stress, municipal contingency plans, and outdoor-use limits.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 22514.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

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