Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, NORTHAMPTON, VA is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Northampton, VA gets a calibrated report score of 47 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 45/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, flooding, extreme heat.

47/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 45/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat

Disaster receipts

22 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Northampton, VA, 1972-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane11Severe Storm3Biological2Snowstorm2

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 91/100 for drought risk. That is a major warning signal.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look at water governance, restrictions, and whether the local economy assumes rain that may not show up.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 23347.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.