Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, VIRGINIA BEACH, VA is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Virginia Beach, VA gets a calibrated report score of 60 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 58/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, flooding, wildfire & smoke.

60/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 58/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding
  • Wildfire & smoke

Disaster receipts

18 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Virginia Beach, VA, 1972-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane10Biological2Snowstorm2Flood1

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 92/100 for extreme heat risk. That is one of the loudest signals in this report.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

If you live here, treat cooling, shade, and backup power plans like infrastructure, not luxuries.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 23457.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.