Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, PATRICK, VA is

MILDLY FUCKED

Patrick, VA gets a calibrated report score of 27 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 21/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, flooding, wildfire & smoke.

27/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 21/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Flooding
  • Wildfire & smoke

Disaster receipts

19 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Patrick, VA, 1976-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane4Severe Storm3Snowstorm3Biological2

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2024 Tropical StormTROPICAL STORM HELENE
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

drought is at 62/100 in FEMA's county-level data. That is a real water-stress signal.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check drought-stage rules, water pricing, aquifer stress, outdoor restrictions, and local growth pressure.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 24076.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.