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Based on FEMA public data, DICKENSON, VA is

BARELY FUCKED

Dickenson, VA gets a calibrated report score of 22 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 18/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, flooding, extreme heat.

22/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 18/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat

Disaster receipts

21 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Dickenson, VA, 1977-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Severe Storm6Snowstorm4Hurricane3Biological2

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS AND FLOODING
  • 2024 Tropical StormTROPICAL STORM HELENE

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA wildfire score is 83/100 here, so this is a major local risk signal.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check evacuation zones, fire history, home hardening, insurance access, and smoke filtration before pretending this is fine.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 24220.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.