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Based on FEMA public data, WASHINGTON, VA is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Washington, VA gets a calibrated report score of 47 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 47/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, drought, wildfire & smoke.

47/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 47/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Drought
  • Wildfire & smoke

Disaster receipts

20 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Washington, VA, 1976-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Flood4Severe Storm4Hurricane3Snowstorm3

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS AND FLOODING
  • 2024 Tropical StormTROPICAL STORM HELENE

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA flood score is 64/100 here, which means county-level risk is not subtle.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check parcel-level flood maps, insurance requirements, drainage, stormwater history, and elevation.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 24236.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.