Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, MIAMI-DADE, FL is

EXTREMELY FUCKED

Miami-Dade, FL gets a calibrated report score of 99 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 100/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, extreme heat, wildfire & smoke.

99/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 100/100 (Very High)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat
  • Wildfire & smoke

Disaster receipts

43 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Miami-Dade, FL, 1965-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane23Freezing5Severe Storm5Fire4

Most recent

  • 2024 HurricaneHURRICANE MILTON
  • 2024 HurricaneHURRICANE MILTON
  • 2022 HurricaneHURRICANE NICOLE

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

flooding lands at 100/100 in FEMA's county-level model, which is a very serious flood signal.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Review parcel maps, stormwater projects, evacuation routes, and whether nearby roads become temporary canals.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 33189.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.