Based on FEMA public data, CRENSHAW, AL is
Crenshaw, AL gets a calibrated report score of 35 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 34/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, drought, flooding.
Calibrated report score
FEMA overall: 34/100 (Very Low)
Top reasons
Disaster receipts
FEMA declaration history for Crenshaw, AL, 1975-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.
Top chaos flavors
Most recent
Receipt note
County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.
OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries
What the data says
The FEMA signal for extreme heat is 48/100 here, meaning heat deserves a real look before August starts acting spiritual.
Receipt
FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)
What to verify
If you are moving here, check AC costs, outage history, and how exposed the block is.
Near your ZIP
Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 36071.
FAQ / before you panic
Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.