Based on FEMA public data, CLARKE, AL is
Clarke, AL gets a calibrated report score of 49 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 53/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, wildfire & smoke, flooding.
Calibrated report score
FEMA overall: 53/100 (Relatively Low)
Top reasons
Disaster receipts
FEMA declaration history for Clarke, AL, 1973-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.
Top chaos flavors
Most recent
Receipt note
County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.
OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries
What the data says
extreme heat is at 66/100 in FEMA's county-level data. That is not just weather. That is a planning problem.
Receipt
FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)
What to verify
Check tree canopy, cooling access, older housing stock, utility shutoff risk, and outage history.
Near your ZIP
Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 36436.
FAQ / before you panic
Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.