Based on FEMA public data, WASHINGTON, AL is
Washington, AL gets a calibrated report score of 48 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 46/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, extreme heat, drought.
Calibrated report score
FEMA overall: 46/100 (Relatively Low)
Top reasons
Disaster receipts
FEMA declaration history for Washington, AL, 1975-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.
Top chaos flavors
Most recent
Receipt note
County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.
OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries
What the data says
FEMA scores this county 66/100 for wildfire & smoke risk, so this is one of the serious cards.
Receipt
FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)
What to verify
Check fire-perimeter history, evacuation zones, home hardening guidance, and insurance availability.
Near your ZIP
Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 36539.
FAQ / before you panic
Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.