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Based on FEMA public data, ROBERTSON, KY is

BARELY FUCKED

Robertson, KY gets a calibrated report score of 6 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 2/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, drought, flooding.

6/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 2/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Drought
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

24 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Robertson, KY, 1993-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Severe Storm13Snowstorm3Biological2Severe Ice Storm2

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, FLOODING, LANDSLIDES, AND MUDSLIDES
  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, AND FLOODING

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

For extreme heat, FEMA puts this county at 21/100. That is a quieter signal than the scarier cards above it.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Still check tree canopy, cooling access, and power-outage history if you live in older housing.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 41064.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.