Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, SIMPSON, KY is

MILDLY FUCKED

Simpson, KY gets a calibrated report score of 30 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 27/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, extreme heat, flooding.

30/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 27/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

20 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Simpson, KY, 1969-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Severe Storm8Snowstorm4Biological2Flood2

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, FLOODING, LANDSLIDES, AND MUDSLIDES
  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, AND FLOODING

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

drought lands at 45/100 in FEMA's county-level model, so dry-year planning is not optional background music.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check recent drought monitor history, outdoor water restrictions, and municipal water sources.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 42134.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.