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Based on FEMA public data, LENAWEE, MI is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Lenawee, MI gets a calibrated report score of 62 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 70/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, extreme heat, drought.

62/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 70/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

6 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Lenawee, MI, 1965-2020. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Biological2Snowstorm2Hurricane1Tornado1

Most recent

  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19
  • 2005 HurricaneHURRICANE KATRINA EVACUATION

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 71/100 for flooding risk, so flooding is doing real work in the verdict.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check parcel-level flood maps, insurance requirements, drainage, stormwater history, and elevation.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 49286.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

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