Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, MARQUETTE, MI is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Marquette, MI gets a calibrated report score of 61 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 70/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, flooding, extreme heat.

61/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 70/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat

Disaster receipts

10 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Marquette, MI, 1977-2020. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Biological2Flood2Snowstorm2Drought1

Most recent

  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19
  • 2013 FloodFLOODING

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 69/100 for wildfire & smoke risk, so this is one of the serious cards.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Review evacuation routes, insurance pressure, and nearby vegetation/fire history.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 49814.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.