Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, KEWEENAW, MI is

BARELY FUCKED

Keweenaw, MI gets a calibrated report score of 6 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 1/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, flooding, drought.

6/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 1/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Flooding
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

5 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Keweenaw, MI, 1978-2020. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Biological2Flood1Hurricane1Snowstorm1

Most recent

  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19
  • 2013 FloodFLOODING

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The county-level FEMA score for wildfire & smoke is 15/100. This card is lower drama than the others.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check PM2.5 history during fire season, not just local flame risk.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 49950.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.