Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, GOODHUE, MN is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Goodhue, MN gets a calibrated report score of 45 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 43/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, flooding, extreme heat.

45/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 43/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat

Disaster receipts

18 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Goodhue, MN, 1965-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Flood8Severe Storm5Biological2Hurricane1

Most recent

  • 2024 FloodSEVERE STORMS AND FLOODING
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

drought is at 54/100 in FEMA's county-level data. That is a real water-stress signal.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check drought-stage rules, water pricing, aquifer stress, outdoor restrictions, and local growth pressure.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 55027.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

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