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Based on FEMA public data, CARLTON, MN is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Carlton, MN gets a calibrated report score of 64 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 70/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, extreme heat, wildfire & smoke.

64/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 70/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat
  • Wildfire & smoke

Disaster receipts

10 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Carlton, MN, 1972-2023. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Flood5Biological2Drought1Hurricane1

Most recent

  • 2023 FloodSEVERE STORMS AND FLOODING
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 64/100 for flooding risk, so flooding is doing real work in the verdict.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check parcel-level flood maps, insurance requirements, drainage, stormwater history, and elevation.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 55798.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

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