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Based on FEMA public data, ROCK, MN is

BARELY FUCKED

Rock, MN gets a calibrated report score of 13 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 9/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, extreme heat, flooding.

13/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 9/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

16 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Rock, MN, 1969-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Flood6Severe Storm6Biological2Drought1

Most recent

  • 2024 FloodSEVERE STORMS AND FLOODING
  • 2022 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, AND FLOODING
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

drought is at 57/100 in FEMA's county-level data. That is a real water-stress signal.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look into drought monitor history, reservoir levels, and whether new development is outrunning water supply.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 56158.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.