Based on FEMA public data, CLAY, MN is
Clay, MN gets a calibrated report score of 64 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 74/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, wildfire & smoke, drought.
Calibrated report score
FEMA overall: 74/100 (Relatively Low)
Top reasons
Disaster receipts
FEMA declaration history for Clay, MN, 1966-2023. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.
Top chaos flavors
Most recent
Receipt note
County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.
OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries
What the data says
The FEMA flood score is 82/100 here. County-level risk is high enough that parcel-level checks become mandatory homework.
Receipt
FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)
What to verify
Review parcel maps, stormwater projects, evacuation routes, and whether nearby roads become temporary canals.
Near your ZIP
Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 56560.
FAQ / before you panic
Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.