Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, BARNES, ND is

MILDLY FUCKED

Barnes, ND gets a calibrated report score of 42 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 46/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, flooding, drought.

42/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 46/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Flooding
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

35 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Barnes, ND, 1965-2025. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Flood19Severe Storm12Biological2Coastal Storm1

Most recent

  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, AND TORNADOES
  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE STORM, TORNADOES, AND STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS
  • 2024 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM AND STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 65/100 for wildfire & smoke risk, so this is one of the serious cards.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Review evacuation routes, insurance pressure, and nearby vegetation/fire history.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 58492.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.