Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, TEXAS, MO is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Texas, MO gets a calibrated report score of 61 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 62/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, wildfire & smoke, flooding.

61/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 62/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

27 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Texas, MO, 1976-2025. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Severe Storm14Flood4Severe Ice Storm4Biological2

Most recent

  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, AND FLOODING
  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, TORNADOES, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, AND FLOODING
  • 2024 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, AND FLOODING

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

extreme heat lands at 88/100 in FEMA's county-level model. Translation: heat is not politely waiting outside.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check emergency cooling access, power reliability, tree canopy, renter protections, and high-heat health guidance.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 65570.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.