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Based on FEMA public data, ST. MARY, LA is

PRETTY FUCKED

St. Mary, LA gets a calibrated report score of 84 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 89/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, drought, extreme heat.

84/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 89/100 (Relatively Moderate)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Drought
  • Extreme heat

Disaster receipts

49 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for St. Mary, LA, 1965-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane30Flood7Coastal Storm4Biological2

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2024 HurricaneHURRICANE FRANCINE
  • 2024 HurricaneTROPICAL STORM FRANCINE

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA flood score is 93/100 here. County-level risk is high enough that parcel-level checks become mandatory homework.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look at flood insurance, repetitive-loss areas, drainage upgrades, and whether the property sits lower than common sense.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 70392.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

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