Based on FEMA public data, POINTE COUPEE, LA is
Pointe Coupee, LA gets a calibrated report score of 59 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 63/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, extreme heat, flooding.
Calibrated report score
FEMA overall: 63/100 (Relatively Low)
Top reasons
Disaster receipts
FEMA declaration history for Pointe Coupee, LA, 1965-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.
Top chaos flavors
Most recent
Receipt note
County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.
OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries
What the data says
The FEMA drought score is 91/100 here, so this category deserves serious attention.
Receipt
FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)
What to verify
Look at water governance, restrictions, and whether the local economy assumes rain that may not show up.
Near your ZIP
Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 70749.
FAQ / before you panic
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