Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, WEST FELICIANA, LA is

MILDLY FUCKED

West Feliciana, LA gets a calibrated report score of 40 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 35/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, extreme heat, wildfire & smoke.

40/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 35/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Extreme heat
  • Wildfire & smoke

Disaster receipts

44 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for West Feliciana, LA, 1965-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane23Flood8Coastal Storm5Biological2

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2024 HurricaneHURRICANE FRANCINE
  • 2024 HurricaneTROPICAL STORM FRANCINE

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA drought score is 60/100 here, so supply, pricing, and restrictions matter.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look into drought monitor history, reservoir levels, and whether new development is outrunning water supply.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 70782.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.