Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, WEST FELICIANA, LA is

MILDLY FUCKED

West Feliciana, LA gets a calibrated report score of 40 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 35/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, extreme heat, wildfire & smoke.

40/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 35/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Extreme heat
  • Wildfire & smoke

Disaster receipts

44 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for West Feliciana, LA, 1965-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane23Flood8Coastal Storm5Biological2

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2024 HurricaneHURRICANE FRANCINE
  • 2024 HurricaneTROPICAL STORM FRANCINE

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 60/100 for drought risk, so drought is a serious contributor.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check drought-stage rules, water pricing, aquifer stress, outdoor restrictions, and local growth pressure.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 70787.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.