Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, WINN, LA is

MILDLY FUCKED

Winn, LA gets a calibrated report score of 35 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 30/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, drought, flooding.

35/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 30/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Drought
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

32 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Winn, LA, 1983-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane15Flood4Severe Storm3Biological2

Most recent

  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2026 Winter StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2024 HurricaneTROPICAL STORM FRANCINE

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 71/100 for extreme heat risk, so heat is doing real work in the verdict.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check tree canopy, cooling access, older housing stock, utility shutoff risk, and outage history.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 71031.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.