Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, STEPHENS, OK is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Stephens, OK gets a calibrated report score of 64 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 66/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, extreme heat, drought.

64/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 66/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Extreme heat
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

35 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Stephens, OK, 1973-2025. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Severe Storm15Severe Ice Storm9Fire4Flood3

Most recent

  • 2025 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, AND FLOODING
  • 2025 FireWILDHORSE FIRE
  • 2023 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, AND TORNADOES

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

wildfire & smoke lands at 89/100 in FEMA's county-level data, which is the opposite of chill.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look into WUI maps, insurance pressure, fire perimeters, and how fast alerts reach your area.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 73055.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.