Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, SAN AUGUSTINE, TX is

MILDLY FUCKED

San Augustine, TX gets a calibrated report score of 28 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 18/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, wildfire & smoke, flooding.

28/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 18/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

26 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for San Augustine, TX, 1989-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane8Fire5Flood3Severe Ice Storm3

Most recent

  • 2024 HurricaneHURRICANE BERYL
  • 2024 FloodSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, AND FLOODING
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

extreme heat is at 57/100 in FEMA's county-level data. That is not just weather. That is a planning problem.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check tree canopy, cooling access, older housing stock, utility shutoff risk, and outage history.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 75929.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.