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Based on FEMA public data, JOHNSON, TX is

PRETTY FUCKED

Johnson, TX gets a calibrated report score of 84 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 87/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, extreme heat, flooding.

84/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 87/100 (Relatively Moderate)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

19 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Johnson, TX, 1989-2021. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Fire5Severe Storm4Hurricane3Biological2

Most recent

  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 94/100 for wildfire & smoke risk. That is a top-tier warning in this report.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check evacuation zones, fire history, home hardening, insurance access, and smoke filtration before pretending this is fine.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 76033.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.