Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, BROWN, TX is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Brown, TX gets a calibrated report score of 64 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 65/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, flooding, drought.

64/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 65/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Flooding
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

25 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Brown, TX, 1989-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Fire7Flood5Severe Storm5Hurricane3

Most recent

  • 2024 FloodSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, AND FLOODING
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORM

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

wildfire & smoke lands at 86/100 in FEMA's county-level data, which is the opposite of chill.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Review defensible-space rules, emergency alerts, evacuation routes, and backup indoor air plans.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 76802.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.