Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, SAN JACINTO, TX is

MODERATELY FUCKED

San Jacinto, TX gets a calibrated report score of 59 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 59/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, flooding, extreme heat.

59/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 59/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat

Disaster receipts

32 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for San Jacinto, TX, 1973-2025. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane10Flood9Severe Storm5Fire3

Most recent

  • 2025 FirePAULINE ROAD FIRE
  • 2024 HurricaneHURRICANE BERYL
  • 2024 FloodSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, AND FLOODING

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 68/100 for wildfire & smoke risk, so this is one of the serious cards.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look at WUI exposure, local emergency alerts, defensible space, and smoke-ready indoor air plans.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 77371.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.