Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, MONTGOMERY, TX is

EXTREMELY FUCKED

Montgomery, TX gets a calibrated report score of 94 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 96/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, flooding, wildfire & smoke.

94/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 96/100 (Relatively High)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding
  • Wildfire & smoke

Disaster receipts

39 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Montgomery, TX, 1973-2025. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane10Fire9Flood8Severe Storm5

Most recent

  • 2025 FirePAULINE ROAD FIRE
  • 2024 HurricaneHURRICANE BERYL
  • 2024 FloodSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, TORNADOES, AND FLOODING

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 96/100 for extreme heat risk. That is one of the loudest signals in this report.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look at heat-island maps, AC burden, outage history, and whether local cooling centers are actually reachable.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 77378.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.