Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, GALVESTON, TX is

EXTREMELY FUCKED

Galveston, TX gets a calibrated report score of 95 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 95/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, extreme heat, flooding.

95/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 95/100 (Relatively High)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

31 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Galveston, TX, 1973-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane14Flood5Fire3Severe Storm3

Most recent

  • 2024 HurricaneHURRICANE BERYL
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORM

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

drought lands at 97/100 in FEMA's county model, which means water stress is not theoretical here.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look at water governance, restrictions, and whether the local economy assumes rain that may not show up.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 77539.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.