Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, GALVESTON, TX is

EXTREMELY FUCKED

Galveston, TX gets a calibrated report score of 95 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 95/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, extreme heat, flooding.

95/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 95/100 (Relatively High)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

31 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Galveston, TX, 1973-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Hurricane14Flood5Fire3Severe Storm3

Most recent

  • 2024 HurricaneHURRICANE BERYL
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORM

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

drought lands at 97/100 in FEMA's county model, which means water stress is not theoretical here.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Review drought monitor history, aquifer stress, municipal contingency plans, and outdoor-use limits.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 77563.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

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