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Based on FEMA public data, UVALDE, TX is

MODERATELY FUCKED

Uvalde, TX gets a calibrated report score of 64 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 70/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, extreme heat, flooding.

64/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 70/100 (Relatively Low)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

19 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Uvalde, TX, 1990-2025. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Flood4Fire3Hurricane3Severe Storm3

Most recent

  • 2025 FloodSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, AND FLOODING
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORM

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

drought lands at 90/100 in FEMA's county model, which means water stress is not theoretical here.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check water-source reliability, drought restrictions, long-term supply plans, pricing, and development pressure.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 78870.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

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