Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, FOARD, TX is

BARELY FUCKED

Foard, TX gets a calibrated report score of 16 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 5/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: drought, wildfire & smoke, extreme heat.

16/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 5/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Drought
  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Extreme heat

Disaster receipts

17 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Foard, TX, 1979-2021. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Fire5Hurricane4Biological2Severe Ice Storm2

Most recent

  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS
  • 2021 Severe Ice StormSEVERE WINTER STORM
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA drought score is 90/100 here, so this category deserves serious attention.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check water-source reliability, drought restrictions, long-term supply plans, pricing, and development pressure.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 79227.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.