Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, LAS ANIMAS, CO is

MILDLY FUCKED

Las Animas, CO gets a calibrated report score of 32 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 24/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, drought, flooding.

32/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 24/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Drought
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

13 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Las Animas, CO, 1965-2020. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Fire4Snowstorm3Biological2Coastal Storm1

Most recent

  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19
  • 2007 SnowstormSNOW

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

wildfire & smoke lands at 92/100 in FEMA's county-level data, which is the opposite of chill.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check evacuation zones, fire history, home hardening, insurance access, and smoke filtration before pretending this is fine.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 81081.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.