Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, SAN JUAN, CO is

BARELY FUCKED

San Juan, CO gets a calibrated report score of 8 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 11/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, flooding, extreme heat.

8/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 11/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat

Disaster receipts

6 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for San Juan, CO, 1970-2020. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Biological2Flood2Coastal Storm1Fire1

Most recent

  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19
  • 2005 Coastal StormHURRICANE KATRINA EVACUATION

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

wildfire & smoke lands at 34/100 in FEMA's county-level data, which means the risk is present without being the whole personality.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look up local fire perimeters, WUI exposure, and how smoke behaves in bad seasons.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 81433.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.