Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, SANTA CLARA, CA is

EXTREMELY FUCKED

Santa Clara, CA gets a calibrated report score of 100 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 100/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, extreme heat, drought.

100/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 100/100 (Very High)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

25 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Santa Clara, CA, 1977-2023. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Fire6Flood6Severe Storm6Biological2

Most recent

  • 2023 Severe StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, FLOODING, LANDSLIDES, AND MUDSLIDES
  • 2023 FloodSEVERE WINTER STORMS, FLOODING, LANDSLIDES, AND MUDSLIDES
  • 2023 FloodSEVERE WINTER STORMS, FLOODING, LANDSLIDES, AND MUDSLIDES

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA flood score is 100/100 here. County-level risk is high enough that parcel-level checks become mandatory homework.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check FEMA flood zones, insurance requirements, elevation, drainage, local mitigation plans, and past flood claims.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 95050.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.