Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, GUAM, GU is

BARELY FUCKED

Guam, GU gets a calibrated report score of 0 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 0/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, wildfire & smoke, drought.

0/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 0/100 (Insufficient Data)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

20 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Guam, GU, 1976-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Typhoon11Tropical Storm3Biological2Severe Storm2

Most recent

  • 2026 Tropical StormTYPHOON SINLAKU
  • 2023 Tropical StormTROPICAL STORM BOLAVEN
  • 2023 HurricaneTYPHOON MAWAR

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

For extreme heat, FEMA puts this county at 0/100. That is a quieter signal than the scarier cards above it.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look at summer temperature trends and whether your home has reliable cooling.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 96915.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.