Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, ROTA, MP is

BARELY FUCKED

Rota, MP gets a calibrated report score of 0 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 0/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, wildfire & smoke, drought.

0/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 0/100 (Insufficient Data)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

24 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Rota, MP, 1987-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Typhoon17Tropical Storm4Biological2Hurricane1

Most recent

  • 2026 HurricaneSUPER TYPHOON SINLAKU
  • 2026 Tropical StormTYPHOON SINLAKU
  • 2023 Tropical StormTROPICAL STORM BOLAVEN

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

For extreme heat, FEMA puts this county at 0/100. That is a quieter signal than the scarier cards above it.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Still check tree canopy, cooling access, and power-outage history if you live in older housing.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 96951.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.